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Joke ni Erap

Joke ni Erap

a jokebook to support serious journalism.

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Published by Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism in Metro Manila, Philippines .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Other titlesJokebook to support serious journalism
ContributionsPhilippine Center for Investigative Journalism.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsMLCM 98/00401 (P)
The Physical Object
Paginationvii, 98 p. :
Number of Pages98
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL153391M
ISBN 109718686258
LC Control Number99918666
OCLC/WorldCa43370505

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  Noynoy Jokes: LOGIC ni Erap Email This BlogThis! Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest "LOGIC" One day, Erap saw Gibo reading a book on Logic.. Erap: Gibo, mahirap ata yang binabasa mo? Gibo: Hindi, logic lang to, madali lang. Erap: Ano ba yang logic, di ko ata alam. Aling Dionisia Funny Jokes Manny Pacquaio is very popular among Filipinos who really love boxing, but even if his popularity makes him a notable Filipino, his mother ' Aling Dionisia ' is also making her career in the line of comedy which makes her popular on Pinoy Jokes because of her way of speaking.

  50 Genuinely Funny Jokes to make you laugh Last Updated: 8th July Everyone loves witty jokes. Our hand-picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Ang Jeep Ni Erap | (EXCERPTS PAGE 42) The oath-taking of Estrada was witnessed by outgoing President Fidel V. Ramos and former President Corazon C. Aquino. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo preceded by a few minutes Erap in taking her oath of office as Vice President of the Republic also at the Barasoain Church before Supreme Court Chief Justice Andres Narvasa.


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Joke ni Erap Download PDF EPUB FB2

(actual lines from ex-Pres. Joseph Estrada, from the book Joke ni Erap) On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between 75 and – Jwhen asked to rate his then one-year-old administration. Erap: Madali lang yan, anong akala ninyo sa akin tanga.

Di anser is ‘asociation’. Joke #4: BRIDGE Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister. Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister. ‘Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines?’ ‘Yes,’ mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng.

Erap Jokes Collection is a feature about the comic character and funny jokes conversation of Erap with the other people and personalities. Erap Jokes are very popular on TV, tabloid and even today in social media networks, blogs and website.

Did you know that Joseph "Erap" Estrada, is a former Mayor of San Juan City, a Senator and the former President of the Philippines.

I bought him the book, “Joke ni Erap” by the Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism in early Luijoe often packed this Erap Joke book in his backpack and kept re-reading those jokes that he could understand. He loved the book so much, he even labelled it. Here are a few of his favorite jokes culled from that book.

Pipol Power Uli. () The Ultimate Textbook: An I Book (). Joke ni Erap: A Jokebook to Support Serious Journalism (). For more information about these books, email [email protected] or. FIRST EXAMPLE OF ERAP JOKE. Isang gabi pumasok si ERAP sa isang mamahaling restawran sa Amerika Paglapit niya sa bar ay may nakita siyang dalawang Amerikanong nakaupo na doon.

Hindi alam ni Erap kung ano ang tamang gawin sa napakasosyal na lugar, kaya hinintay niyang mauna ang dalawang Amerikano. Umorder ang unang Amerikano, “Johnnie Walker. The ORIGINAL Erap Joke Once, Erap and Dra.

Loi went dining in a classy restaurant. Since Erap likes to show off to his wife, their conversation went like this: Erap: O, saan tayo kakain. Loi: Sa japanese restaurant sa Ayala, masarap doon.

Erap: Ah, oo. Doon sa kwan, sa kung saan merong buffet (actually, he pronounced it as BUFF-FETT). Funny joke collection stats:jo thumbs up 5, active users visitors online 3, top humor websi humor links Related Topics.

Funny Videos – A collection of funny youtube videos collected from the web. We also have a good collection of funny prank videos, funny cats, funny baby videos and lot more. English Jokes – Contains funny english jokes collected from different sources online.

A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog. Erap jokes probably account for a significant portion of text message content in the Philippines (which, in sheer volume, is already the world's text message capital) and. Erap: Oo. Ramos: Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.

Erap: Oo. Ramos: Kita mo na na, ganyan lang ang logic. Erap: Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah. The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate Erap: Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.

Maceda: Sige nga. Erap: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay. Tagalog Joke questions and answers for all of you to make your day with laugh. these tagalog jokes will make you happy. share these and have fun. Skip to content 44 56 Beverly Boulevard Los Angeles, CA It’s the Erap joke book published in written by his one-time Ateneo English teacher, whom he calls the ‘culprit’ Emil Jurado and Reli German whom Erap refers to as the ‘promotor.’ Apart from showcasing classic humor from the ‘90s, this book is proving to be a treasure trove of Pinoy Pop Culture, s: 3.

Annulment. Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul. Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul. Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin. Judge: Anong pruyba mo. Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun. Mister: No comment your Honor. JOKES ERAP JOKES In an emergency situation. Erap: Doctor. Doctor. I swallowed a bone. Doctor: Are you CHOKING. Erap: No, I'm SERIOUS!. KASO, ANG DUMI SA KUKO AT ANG HIRAP BALATAN ===== ERAP'S WISDOM: 1.

Don't judge a book for you are not a Judge. Birds of the same feathers are the same birds. Tell me who your friends are, and I'll.

Sa panliligaw ni Erap, mahilig siyang sumulat ng coded love messages tulad ng: ITALY - I truly adore and love you SASAYA - Stay as Sweet as you are Haha I used to searched for this jokes when I was still working at Eversun.

Thanks to all the people who posted this in the net. This video is unavailable. Watch Queue Queue. Watch Queue Queue. Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony) Your price is too high – No Bai Dam Thing (no buy damn thing) Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan) I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni (i bang my knee) I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat) It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim.

(why so dim). Joke telling can be a lot of fun. Or it can be a disaster, like the man who told a joke and everyone booed except one man—he was applauding the booing.

If you would like to guarantee disaster in your joke telling, follow these suggestions: 1. Make sure you forget the punch line; sadists enjoy a letdown. Laugh at your own joke and be sure. Air Jordan Coloring Book: Sneaker Adult Coloring Book.

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